I am the principal of PVMS
The Queen, the best of the BEST
No one can do it better than I
I watch over all like a spy in the night.
I see all, I hear all,
People are learning
Whether they like it or not!
My mind is clear;
Waves of emotions fill the halls.
I am the principal of PVMS
And I know what to do.
Collect some ideas
With the twist of some arms,
Add my magic for a special curve,
Invite fancy people to awe
At my school
My students who fear me
My teachers that loathe me
The others that tiptoe around me.
They think I am amazing;
More professional than all.
I am the principal of PVMS
I make rules that can’t be enforced
Holey Jeans, piercings, and gum
Are only a few of the my favorites.
There are many more that I see
With my million eyes in the sky.
I double check my facts with clouded glasses.
I triple check my facts with my belly button.
I am never wrong and always see right.
I am the principal of PVMS
When I am right, I am always right.
I never apologize or thank
Your job is education.
Do not think I am wrong.
It is someone else’s fault, I’m sure
Take a number, pick a week
We’ll go in order so everyone is complete.
I am the principal of PVMS
I can set us on our path to
Multiple-choice test success!
We just need to start by
Teaching our students
It a new idea, I hope ya’ll like it.
Just thought of it now,
Before teachers were doing
Nothing at all.
Many were even hanging around
Way past closing time,
Loitering about, up to no good.
These teachers I target
With skill and delight,
Aiming for heart and making the mark!
I am the principal of PVMS
I care, I love, I won’t give up a fight.
Seven times six is forty-forty
And that other word I can’t remember
We have to come together
We have to work real hard
My job is on the line here
One good reason to at least try
While I degrade, disgust, and digest
The mistakes we’ve made,
I know my way can work.
I am the principal of PVMS
I know it all.
If we’re screwed,
It’s clearly not my fault.
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