Daniel Tosh may be the biggest tool on television, but that does not stop him from being as sexy as your second cousin during a long dry spell. If he was not funny, he would never get laid. Still, I caught myself laughing at one of his inappropriate jokes about women and realized he was sadly correct. Tosh said, and this is hardly a quote, that women associate the feeling of love with orgasms, and that is why he never lets a woman get to orgasm. Not a hard feat for many guys, but Tosh made me think about my own relationships.
Guys are definitely better in their old age. Forty-something is better than twenty-something, and before that just does not count. Forty-something are not in such a rush because they are old, face it. They figure that they can do it once well and twice is pushing it. Do it right the first time. On top of busy lives, once a week would be excellent.
I love D more and more each time I hang out with him. A year ago we were hanging out nightly, just chatting and watching TV. I said no over and over again to his advances and flirtious behavior. Months and months of chatting, finally I put out. Now we never hang out without the purpose of having sex. He cannot even visit without finishing the deal. This would be perfectly fine, of course, if he still visited five times a week. But now he “works” instead. I see him every two or three weeks. Clearly he has another girl or maybe he is just that old or maybe he really is masturbating in a hotel room on a job site in some random city in Ohio or Illinois like he says. Regardless his phone does not work for some reason. He is completely absence for a good two weeks after penetration. I am smarter than this, still….
“They” say that the average husband would prefer sex five or six times a week. But, D is not that great of a catch on the surface, so I can’t imagine him having girls all over the tri-state area. In a attempt to get over my feelings for him, I have tried to convince myself of these flaws. His balding head and dick shed…his poor grammar and his redneck ways….really, he is not much on the outside. So, it must be the “inside” or is it just the orgasm? Each time, I am so angry with him, but every time he comes around again I am all for it. Is this love? Or is this an orgasm that I have confused as love?
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